• Ben: These are from Amsterdam, Tommy, you know what comes from Amsterdam?
  • Tommy: Experimental filmmaking?
  • Ben: No.
  • Tommy: Windmills?
  • Ben: No.
  • Tommy: People who were there and then came back?
“If Obama can force you to get health insurance just by calling it a tax, then there is nothing to stop him from making you gay marry an illegal immigrant wearing a condom in a hydroponic pot farm powered by solar energy!”
Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report